Some people would argue those are bad tips, some people would argue those are good tips, I think we can all agree on one thing… They are indeed tips.
Hey, do you like science fiction movies as much as I do? Really? Have you seen Pandorum? Did you like it? I did, and threw together a drawing of the pretty lady that kicks ass in it.

Haha, that is the perfect chart! Mind if I borrow a copy? XD
They work, 100% of the time! Seriously! (Not really.)
Is it weird that I’m a chick and agree with 99.9% of the above? O_o;
An impressive statement, miss. It must be an albino thing. (See what I did there? You have albino in your name… Andrea is an albino… gee golly, I’m witty.)
The 0.1% is that you secretly like pet names, isn’t it? You can confide in me, I am a keeper of secrets.
Actually, the pet name thing is one I agree with. The 0.1% I will leave to the imagination.
Maybe it IS an albino thing. Who knows..?